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Slobberknocker

A knockdown, drag out, fist flinging brawl between two men who are known to despise each other's guts

Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross
Jim Ross: It's going to be a slobberknocker tonight ladies and gentlemen!
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
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Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
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Slobberknockered

To be completely, annoyingly, dangerously drunk.
Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.
by rhino77 February 10, 2010
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Slobberknocker

Slobberknocker(s) - The mammary condition resulting from a session of open-mouthed motorboating. Saliva will invariably be knocked out of the motorboater's mouth onto the motorboatee's breasts; thus, "slobberknocker(s)".
Man, David just gave that chick a real slobberknocker!
by JayMattJay July 27, 2008
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by kayleigh March 21, 2003
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Slobberknocker

1) Something that's going to be a complete shitshow.

2) something that doesn't make sense when logic is involved, but does when no one thinks about it.
1) "Hi, Bob here and I went to the interwebs asking for ideas on which ways to make a complete ass out of myself on my YouTube channel. This is gonna be a complete slobberknocker, oh boy."

2) The book series "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 21, 2019
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slobberknocker

Bitch 1: why would Pat dump you?
Bitch 2: because he's Austin's slobberknocker.
by little bitch December 6, 2014
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