Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

by stu f. May 6, 2004

slorps

sneakers

from 'friends'

Chandler: Well, first of all, they’re not called “sneakers” anymore. Apparently, they’re called “kicks” or “skids” and I think I heard somebody say “slorps”.

by holb333333 October 13, 2008

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Slurp that stew

to "Slurp that stew" is to perform Cunnilingus.

Sharon (as Steve performs oral sex on her): Oooh yah, Come on baby! Slurp that stew!!!

by Da Boglin November 6, 2010

sllep

How a person with sleep deprivation spells sleep.

I need more sllep right now.

by J. Scott March 6, 2008

slurp ramp

A raised platform with holes allows men to give or receive fellatio anonymously. Found in a dark room with minimal lighting in establishments catering to "kinky sex."

I came thrice on the slurp ramp!

I swallowed 20 guys on the slurp ramp.

by faggotsex October 15, 2008