slimp 

slimp is a very perfect human being. they will always be by your side no matter what. through the good and bad. they deserve the absolute world and sm more. slimp is a very pretty person. and very caring:)

slimp = perfect

slimp by slimpismyfavtbh August 20, 2021

slimp 

A beautiful concoction of American foodstuffs. Typically formulated from excess meats in the dumpster behind a combo KFC and Long John Silver’s. This meat product is then ground in a meat grinder, and stuffed in a condom like a sausage.

Did you see how pale Kindred was yesterday? He looked like are slimp last night.

slimp by dayoop April 5, 2022

Slimp 

A slippery crimp hold in rock climbing. Something you don’t want to pull on when you’re runout from your last piece of pro, but it’s the only option so chalk up!

“Oh Jesus these hold suck”

*peels off and takes a whipper*
Yells to belayer: “that slimp was so freaking polished!”

Slimp by GayClimber April 27, 2025

Simp Magnet 

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Simp Lord 

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020

Simp Fishing 

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

Simpani 

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020