slimp is a very perfect human being. they will always be by your side no matter what. through the good and bad. they deserve the absolute world and sm more. slimp is a very pretty person. and very caring:)
slimp = perfect
by slimpismyfavtbh August 20, 2021
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“Oh Jesus these hold suck”
*peels off and takes a whipper*
Yells to belayer: “that slimp was so freaking polished!”
*peels off and takes a whipper*
Yells to belayer: “that slimp was so freaking polished!”
by GayClimber April 27, 2025
Get the Slimp mug.A slimp is basically a mega simp. He will donate $5000 at a time to a twitch e-girl and will defend an attractive e-girl to the end of time. Do not try to disrespect the girl he is Slimping after or he will say ALL WOMEN ARE GODDESESS.
by Saffron Emperor May 16, 2020
Get the Slimp mug.A beautiful concoction of American foodstuffs. Typically formulated from excess meats in the dumpster behind a combo KFC and Long John Silver’s. This meat product is then ground in a meat grinder, and stuffed in a condom like a sausage.
by dayoop April 05, 2022
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