Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.
Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.
by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011
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This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.
A side-effect of smartphone addiction.
This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.
A side-effect of smartphone addiction.
He sleepwalked right into me.
She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.
I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.
She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.
I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.
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“Sheetcaking is a grass-roots movement. Most of the women I know have been doing it once a week since the election.” ~ Tina Fey
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