slaysexual

being attracted only to people who slay

“ i’m slaysexual so this isn’t going to work between us” (said to someone who does not slay)

by xoxohailey June 26, 2022

slapse

The moment lost to the void after getting railed in the face by an object, usually a hand.

"Dude, are you okay? She hit you pretty hard after you complimented her mustache."
"Sorry ... bit of a slapse ... I'm fine."

by Merkin Wrangler July 6, 2022

Slabsexual

Having the sexual attraction to bricks

Hey did you hear Tom was slabsexual.
Wait Tom likes bricks?

by DeadFrost May 8, 2024