"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."
by CCH April 17, 2006

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by wolf15668 October 11, 2013

Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
by Kamikaze Kam April 9, 2020

A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.
by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013

According to Coach Jason Brown from Netflix's Last Chance U - A person who does dumb shit and knows better, but simply cannot help him/herself. Someone who does dumb shit continuously, in a non-malicious manner.
by anonymous October 15, 2020

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
Trent Richardson is a slapdick for allowing his friends and family to have account to his bank account . He is also a slapdick for ignoring his bank account for 10 months while his friends and family withdrew $1.6 million.
by Bearmonster96 May 26, 2017
