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Monkey Slap

While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.
by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009
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Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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Monkey Slap

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.
After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.
by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010
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Monkey Slap

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.
"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"
by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010
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Money Slap

To take out a wad of money (ranging from singles to hundreds, No loose change) and slap someone (in the face) with it, ©Wavo of NYC invented it.
Wavo money slapped MrShaggy with one 100 dollar bill, MrShaggy didn't go to school the next day, due to the humiliation.
by MrShaggy135 May 20, 2010
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money slap

When you take a large wad of money and slap someone across the face saying "money slap". Money slapping has a double effect of not only slapping someone but doing it with money to show them just how poor they are.
Corey money slapped Brandon with 5 singles and a 10.
by CJslick February 15, 2006
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