slavitude

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.

Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.

by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006

Blackitude

The identical personality traits surrounding inner-city black women who throw insults back on others as self defense mechanisms resulting from not having a father during her childhood.

Dog-woof woof!!

Woman with blackitude- Yo shu da fuck up dawg you don't even know me!

Dog- arf?

by KeithStone89 November 12, 2010

snarkitude

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

by Nommadd December 13, 2014

skankitude

Exuding an air of skankiness; a skanky attitude or a skanky wickedness (a play on the word "turpitude").

Our society has succumb to decadence and moral skankitude

by Prudeance June 12, 2006

Blackitude

attitude most often adopted by black people to demonstrate a total lack of enthusiasm or care for any task undertaken. Usually accompanied by a noise produced by sucking of the teeth to further illustrate a lack of regard for virtually any situation which requires effort or verbal communication.

"can I have a latte please, counter monkey?" - followed by Blackitude - shrugging of shoulders, 'hip hop' style disabled strut, teeth sucking and 30 minute production time for latte by said counter monkey.

If while riding a bus the driver applies the brakes suddenly to avoid a collision this will likely cause a cacophany of teeth sucking creating the atmosphere of an aviary inside the bus. Most likely to happen in East London, especially Hackney.

by Crakka October 9, 2006

Suckitude

Something that sucks to a higher level of sucking. This is called suckitude

The movie industry displays its suckitude with movies such as "The Hulk"

by CommunistWithAGun August 21, 2003

slackidemic

An epidemic of slacking. Used to describe slacking on a large and often disastrous scale.

Despite the urgency of escalating health care costs, there seems to be a slackidemic among those in power preventing any meaningful action from being taken.

by Ifni August 31, 2006