Skwik

To own or otherwise completely humiliate someone by knifing, skillful marksmanship, or stealth on Call of Duty.

Gonna get my Call of Duty WaW on and skwik some bitches.

I skwiked him.

I've been skwikin bitches all day.

by NEPAlolnotBP September 14, 2009

Swirko

yo form in spanish for "to not do anything"
Swirkov: A branch of the Polish Mafia.

I don't wanna to work...i guess i'll just swirko for tonight.

by arbiter14 May 28, 2009

skwinkie

when your twinkie gets all squashed and stuff.

awww man... skwinkie!!!

by WEEZEL February 15, 2003

skirked

to be out done or publicly embarrassed by a braggart who can do things better then you without any proof that they actually can

"Wow dude, you shouldn't have been talking about skiing around Tony, he just skirked you in front of your girl."

by Michael C Bennett January 6, 2008

Skirkify

To explode another human being/animal in to an unrecognizable paste. Originated by Squeegmachine and J00Penguin on wolfenstein by the sound of a player stepping on a grenade or being hit by a panzerfaust/Dynamite .

I was driving on the freeway the other day when a deer jumped in front of a semi truck and skirkified all over the windshield.

Watch the dynamite I planted on the sea wall door, it will skirkify you if it goes off.

by Cjbuege December 16, 2008

Skirkmish

A short period of fighting involving renowned radio presenter, author and guitarist Shane Kirk from the bands Songs From The Blue House and Picturehouse.

A member of the audience was becoming rowdy, but after a minor skirkmish they soon saw sense and quietened down.

by OnTheFirm July 10, 2009

Skwirl

A slang term for the word Squirrel, usually due to brain damage causing learning disabilities from drowning and smoking bulk meth.

Dickhead one: hey braaa I just smashed mi pip because that fkn Skwirl scared the fuck out of me.

Dickhead two: that’s eshayyyy bra, that’s a squirrel not a Skwirl ya gronk

by Satanic Skwirl January 21, 2023