sextified

1. To be satisfied with the frequency and quality of one's sex life.
2. To show instant satisfaction, generally after sex.

"My man doesn't sextify me in bed anymore."

"Baby, are you sextified?"

by TMM-TBB October 16, 2011

Sortafied

When you are not quite certified but can pretty much do what you are trying to do.

"He's sortafied in using that Taser"

by David Bryan Jarrett August 30, 2006

slutified

When you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.

Ashley: Oh my goosh!!! Jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. She is a certified slutified!!!
Friend: Was he the same guy she had over last night
Ashley: No Girl! It's been different mandingo over every night this week. She was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took Penny for a stroll. Now that's a real certified slutified!!!

by @@@####345677765FTRFGT H , JL April 26, 2017

Spotified

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.

"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."

by Janet Peterrrr February 10, 2019

Sketified

A female who dresses like a slut or sket, getting the attraction of males

My mates go on all hands and knees for the sketified girl!

by NaijaMan May 21, 2009

sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016

Scrotified

Fortified in a male way, big balls.

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!

by burrhead October 7, 2016