verb. (derogatory)
1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.
Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.
Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.
If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014
Get the skooled mug.1. To be made fun of or joked on in a manor that you did not expect or see coming.
2. To be blindsided because someone got you to look the other way.
2. To be blindsided because someone got you to look the other way.
"He totally stooged me with that joke.. I had forgotten about that"
"I looked to the right and then he slapped me from the left.. He really stooged me."
"I looked to the right and then he slapped me from the left.. He really stooged me."
by Cody G December 9, 2008
Get the Stooged mug.When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.
Dam! You just got spooged!
I can't believe I fell for that spooge!
Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
I can't believe I fell for that spooge!
Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011
Get the Spooged mug.A male cougar who has sexual relations with a his female counter-part. Despite these sexual relations, this cougar has a fetish for overweight Polish women. This cougar is also fluent in Google Translate.
This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.
This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.
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by KYLESKOOGER January 27, 2011
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any type of ejaculation
a spill of any liquid
to screw up
the character on "invader zim" that everyone loved to hate
any type of ejaculation
a spill of any liquid
to screw up
the character on "invader zim" that everyone loved to hate
Dude, let's go pee in that guy's gas tank and let scott the deuche be the skooge.
Dude, you have skooge on your pants, nice.
Dude, I can't believe that you skooged SunKist on my white carpet.
Dude, I totally skooged that test.
I loved it when Skooge got eaten by the monster, it was the culmination of my life.
Dude, you have skooge on your pants, nice.
Dude, I can't believe that you skooged SunKist on my white carpet.
Dude, I totally skooged that test.
I loved it when Skooge got eaten by the monster, it was the culmination of my life.
by f0xh0und February 11, 2006
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Any various ejaculate or spilled liquid
the action of ejaculating or spilling any various liquid on shite
To messup
Invader Skoodge: A cheretor from Invader Zim that is fun to hate.
Any various ejaculate or spilled liquid
the action of ejaculating or spilling any various liquid on shite
To messup
Invader Skoodge: A cheretor from Invader Zim that is fun to hate.
1.George W Bush is a complete skooge in every way.
2. Oops I Skooged
3.Glad I skooged.
4. I did not want to skooge.
5.Invader Skoodge is sooo so gay!
2. Oops I Skooged
3.Glad I skooged.
4. I did not want to skooge.
5.Invader Skoodge is sooo so gay!
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