skonked 

1. Marijuana Intoxication, also see:
high stoned blazed hammered

"I've smoked too many bifters and i'm skonked!"

skonked by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

skonkered 

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

skonkered by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

Slonkied 

The act of getting completely wasted

Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.

Slonkied by Its Leslie... Leslie Chow June 19, 2011

skonker donk 

A slut or a skank

Shes such a skonker donk did you see they way she was grabbing him??

skonker donk by SkyKy March 23, 2016

Skookie 

Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.

Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.

Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.

I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.

Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.

Skookie by Lezned Yelnats March 3, 2017

skonked 

To get fucked; to have sex.

"Yo, what happened between you and Mary last night?"
"We totally skonked."

skonked by wolfybinch January 22, 2017

Skokie 

City in Illinois from which you should never date women.

Yuri: Yo! I met this fine ass girl!
Pavel: Where she from?
Yuri: Skokie
Pavel: F*%&! THAT BITCH!!!

Skokie by ConstructionPavel October 22, 2008