Skittled

Another word for when you go for a poo and it doesnt come out all in one but comes out in little divided pieces

I just skittled in the toilet

by Dan leavy March 23, 2017

Skirtle

When your taking a shit and its mixed with hard shit and watery shit. It will squirt out between the hard shit to make a skirtle.

Hey my faggot whore did you just skirtle on the shitter?

by Horse Fucker July 29, 2008

skittled

To get knocked over, cleaned up, wiped out or otherwise slammed off your feet.

Did you see that guy get skittled by a bus on that internet clip?

by Ray Babycakes July 30, 2006

skittled

Adding different colored/flavored Skittles candy to vodka and proceeding to drink the concoction to catch a buzz.

We went back to the hotel room, grabbed our drinks and got Skittled all night long.

by revo2831 July 19, 2012

Skittled

When a group of people drive over someone's yard often with a golf cart and put skittles every where! Kinda like toilet papering except more tasty

Dude I skittled logans yard last night

by Alphakenny1-say it fast September 26, 2011

skittledouche

A Person doesn't understand pop-culture so whenever they hear a new word, they immediately look it up on urban dictionary

Mercer Borris (yes you) is such a skittledouche. love the fo and mon bon

by Thefomonster November 5, 2009

skittledick

Noun (n) Referring to a gay man's penis in reference to "tasting the rainbow"

Marina: how was last night?
Allen: I got all up in his skittledick!!

by Annabeth chase February 27, 2014