shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

by iggymessedup December 15, 2016

skirtinkle

verb or noun: wet spot found around the hem of a skirt, caused by not clearing the toilet bowl of all material.

Dude, your girlfriend has major skirtinkle. Time to wring out.

by BJSnappySnap2 July 9, 2009

Strawberry Shortdick

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

Skirtfuck

Fucking a girl with her skirt on.

"I totally Skirtfucked Kelli last night."
"Skirtfucked?"
"Yeah, man. I fucked her with her skirt on."

by khronickatt July 21, 2011

Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness

You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker

by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009

shitdick

Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.

What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

shitdick

when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras

"i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the arse, and got poopdick!"

by condomkid September 19, 2003