When a girl is about to give you a blowjob, and you pull her skirt up over her head so it looks like you're doing her doggy style.
"Way to go man, I saw you fucking that girl last night!" "Nah, only head." "Really, it totally looked like you were taking her from behind." "That's because I gave her the old 'Dirty Skirty'."
by Mr. BooCocky June 22, 2014
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"Wow dude, you shouldn't have been talking about skiing around Tony, he just skirked you in front of your girl."
by Michael C Bennett January 6, 2008
Get the skirked mug.From a 2007 song from rapper Popmaster Pops
I picked this skirby little chick
from the clinic
we rollin in my whip
on 14 inches
and after dinner
we are washing the dishes
cause I didn't have the money
and she didn't have the tip
they repo'd my brand new car
87 chevy with two hovcaps
now we walkin
cause we can't ride the bus
stop to take a break
I aint in no rush
I hold my hand out
just to call for a cab
she would have done it for me
but she has no hands
I'm at a bush
cause I had to take a piss
and little skirby chick had to take a shit
so I leave cause she had no paper
had no hands
so you know what comes next
I make it home
so I'm bound to take a rest
and I'll never pick a chick
FROM THE FREE CLINIC
I picked this skirby little chick
from the clinic
we rollin in my whip
on 14 inches
and after dinner
we are washing the dishes
cause I didn't have the money
and she didn't have the tip
they repo'd my brand new car
87 chevy with two hovcaps
now we walkin
cause we can't ride the bus
stop to take a break
I aint in no rush
I hold my hand out
just to call for a cab
she would have done it for me
but she has no hands
I'm at a bush
cause I had to take a piss
and little skirby chick had to take a shit
so I leave cause she had no paper
had no hands
so you know what comes next
I make it home
so I'm bound to take a rest
and I'll never pick a chick
FROM THE FREE CLINIC
by Holybid September 29, 2008
Get the Skirby mug.To explode another human being/animal in to an unrecognizable paste. Originated by Squeegmachine and J00Penguin on wolfenstein by the sound of a player stepping on a grenade or being hit by a panzerfaust/Dynamite .
I was driving on the freeway the other day when a deer jumped in front of a semi truck and skirkified all over the windshield.
Watch the dynamite I planted on the sea wall door, it will skirkify you if it goes off.
Watch the dynamite I planted on the sea wall door, it will skirkify you if it goes off.
by Cjbuege December 16, 2008
Get the Skirkify mug.by Miss Understood81 October 6, 2021
Get the Skirty-butt mug.A term dubbed in the night club area in Miami Beach, FL. Often used to refer to a woman's genatalia who are known to be unclean or undesirable. This is often used to warn other males about the potential danger of pursuing certain females.
No Dan, that girl is skorky as hell.
I heard that girl is all skorked up man, don't want to go near that.
I heard that girl is all skorked up man, don't want to go near that.
by ClubGoer February 19, 2009
Get the skorky mug.Body language of a guilty teen boy who has been accused of some anti-social behaviour, but has faced it down and now knows that the charge cannot be proven against him.
"Man - that little sh*t is so smirky, just look at him. I know he did it. He knows he did it. I'm gonna nail his a*s if its the last thing I do!!"
by Nupe January 7, 2004
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