shirking from home

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

by Babster April 27, 2008

Skurkin

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!

Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..

by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

skirvin

A god among the people around him. Being able to bench 500+ with his pinkies. He takes his enemies to the woodshed and beats the living shit out of them.

Beta male" yo dude don't mess with that guy he is such a skirvin"
Beta male 2 " OH damn dude"

by MrLahey December 11, 2017

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

skirkify

1. the act of skirkification.
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

root words: skirky

Squedge: "I'm a lieutenant."
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"

by core5doc December 11, 2008

skirtinkle

verb or noun: wet spot found around the hem of a skirt, caused by not clearing the toilet bowl of all material.

Dude, your girlfriend has major skirtinkle. Time to wring out.

by BJSnappySnap2 July 9, 2009