1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009
Get the skankitis mug.Skivitis (pronounced sky-vight-is) is a temporary illness, characterised by severe lack of desire to go to school. Often, the student suffering from Skivitis will avoid school (or 'skive') even during school hours. This illness can be cured by a phone call from the school to the student's parents or alternatively by calling the police or student welfare officer.
by LemonZeppelin October 2, 2009
Get the Skivitis mug.1) Latin for "thirsting."
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.
Laura, if you keep telling me to sit tight, I’m gonna get a bad case of sititis!
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!
–Family Matters, Episode 88
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!
–Family Matters, Episode 88
by Lexical October 14, 2007
Get the sititis mug.1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.
2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
by Juice* January 29, 2009
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"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.
Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.
Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!
Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.
Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!
Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012
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Get the Skittities mug.1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.
by jwill25 February 24, 2010
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