Skillet Wolf

An extremely unattractive and Haggard Female that looks Tired and sunburned.

Yo son, that girl is a straight up skillet wolf.

by Rick Delicious September 3, 2005

Skillitis

A person who suffers from a disease of too much skill.Very rare and extraordinary disease occurs in 1 every million adult men.Females are immune to this as they’re useless

Harry stop doing rainbow flicks.You must have Skillitis

by Rishi Sunak December 15, 2020

skillet titties

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.

You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

Skilling's Law

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

ab skillet

when a guy shows off his abs and they are so sizzling hot you could fry an egg on them.

Dude, I go to that church everyday to show these bitches my ab skillet.

or

I'm not moving a a single inch until you show me your ab skillet.

by susher February 17, 2013

fart in a skillet

When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....

They are jumping around like a fart in a skillet!

by Leemoons August 10, 2017