Skeeming

Making plans with devious intentions

Me: Lizzy what are you doing
Lizzy: I'm Skeeming for super sunday....

by sk33alemers July 29, 2010

Cheese Sleeving

The act of coating your fist in Bach cheese and then viciously fisting a person.

As soon as they bent over, the cheese sleeving began.

by TheCheesesSleever October 17, 2018

speeving

Telling a false story to someone in hopes of tricking or deceiving them.

"Hey listen to Bill speeving over there."

"I told Tanisha she looked hot today, but I was only speeving her."

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005

Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018

Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.

Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"

by DarkJer November 6, 2011

Steeving Around

The art of doing nothing when there are important tasks in hand. Derived from Steve Jobs' latent disinterest at recalling any Apple products that have a design fault e.g the iphone 4 and instead thinking up future products with major design flaws that will cause the eventual decline of capitalism

Tom had been steeving around all day and did the sum total of fuck all.

by DrHenryMoody July 10, 2010

Skeeping

v: the act of video messaging (skype/ web-cam) someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later

I'm Skeeping my GF, cuz she's on vacation.

by Blackmagicwlc1 December 7, 2010