sheet skeet

The art of ejaculating in an unsuspecting target's bed sheets.

1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.

2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.

by Browniebaby October 25, 2006

sheet skeet

A trail of shit on the sheets.

"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."

by citizen8 August 1, 2008

Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheet whore

That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.

"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."

by Allahu Akbar Nation Youtube April 27, 2017

Top sheet nigga

A person with class and everything together in life. To the point their bed has a bottom sheet and top sheet. The opposite of a (bare mattress nigga)

I'm a top sheet nigga

by thundermen June 9, 2016