skeet

In St. Louis, since back in the day before the Ying Yang Twins started making their bunk ass raps, skeet was the word for anything too small, annoying, dumb, or just plain unproper. It is a versitile word, capable of inhabiting the realms of adjective, or verb.
We got skeeted on that buddah sac, it's two grams short.

Or

Those are some skeet gym shorts! You look like a seventies basketball player. Too much thigh son.

Or

Dude: Wanna go see the new Hillary Duff movie?

Other Dude: Fuck that, her shit is skeet.
by E- to the -thin December 17, 2004
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To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.
"Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene.
by a bored biotch October 12, 2004
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To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.
by Smore Hunter April 04, 2005
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1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.
by Greg March 21, 2004
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it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles
awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet
by the PZA March 22, 2005
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Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...
by P-Dak December 20, 2008
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*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face!

*trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird
he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky!
by Trixi July 11, 2005
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