skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)

Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Skeets

to ejaculate, cum, get there.

the act of ejaculating

by Kong Fuzi January 13, 2005

skeebs

psychedelic. hybrid of magic mushrooms.

bro u gotta try skeebs. you won’t know what hit u

by magicstool September 4, 2020

skeetsplosion

A large ejaculation, causing a large amount of semen to be expelled from the penis, often making a mess.

After Nick masturbated while watching porn, he had a skeetsplosion in his pants.

by Navigate_yourself November 27, 2009

skeetstick

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with

"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"

by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

skeetstress

A receiver of skeet; one who is skeeted upon.

"Yeah we've been dating for a bit, she might be my permanent skeetstress."

or

"Don't call my skeetstress a skeetstress in front of my skeetstress."

by a p January 12, 2008