Skatch

The female form of fap. Can be used as an action, or as a general exclamation of sexual attractiveness.

"she's been in her room for hours, she must be skatching"

OR

male: "dude that's hot -fapfapfapfap-
female: "dude, that's hot -skatchskatchskatch-

by asciibox August 29, 2009

A movie currently being made by MCR Enterprises. Still not yet completed though. An also a game currently being developed by MCR Enterprises also.

by Mitch(Mittens) May 9, 2006

A beard and/or mustache encrusted with ice crystals resulting from powder face shots while participating in snow sports.

The snow was epic, I am grinning with a face full of skatch.

by PowMow19 March 5, 2019

Can you believe that skatch ass bitch says getting Someone to boot for you when you’re under age is called getting someone to pull for you

by Stretch_3434 August 14, 2024