Stanxious

When you have so much anxiety you become flatulent

First day, new job jitters have me all stanxious.

Post break-up had her lounging in her sweats all sad and stanxious.

by Chera Fisher March 14, 2019

Scanxious

Often used by cancer patients to describe the feeling associated with measurements, assessments, scans, waiting for each stage, test results

He was regularly Scanxious about his test results

by Granarchist 🙈🙊 July 10, 2018

Spanxious

A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.

Dude I totally wanted to bone Brady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base :(

by Clyde Common March 10, 2009

skankitus STD

any std you get from preforming ass to maof with a skank

I got a skankitus STD when i went ass to maof with my grandpa

by Coopad.com January 13, 2008

spanxious

A word describing the nature of something exciting. Usually having to do with a person.

Dude 1: Wow that chick was really spanxious she made me want her

Dude 2: No look at that one *points to a different girl* now she is spanxious

Dude 1: you are so right

Dude 2 I usually am

by illsfmgthabas April 5, 2011

Shanxious

Being anxious to shank

That mutha fucka over there makes me shanxious

by Ms.durp August 16, 2016

sanxious

when you're both sad & anxious at once; in some cases an overarching sense of circumstantial sad w a good tinge of existential dread

I know we were texting today, I knew we said we'd talk later, but I was feeling pretty sanxious at the time so I hope we can talk tomorrow or the next day...

by iwillthinkofthislater April 2, 2023