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Shartosis 

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.
"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."
Shartosis by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009

santosian 

n. complete bull---t, n. complete bull---t, 1. santosian person, one who lies about all,.
The santosian promises were laughable.

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santosian by Dwpb January 15, 2023

Santoristicest 

San-tor-ist-i-cest

Someone who is of low intellect.

Someone who can't understand the simplest of concepts.

Someone who has difficulty performing easy tasks.
Jimmy: "I don't get the big bang theory."
Mark: "Oh my God Jimmy, you absolute Santoristicest."
Santoristicest by Junkuh March 29, 2023

Shancosis 

Shancosis - Contrary to popular belief, Shancosis is not a mental illness, although most often found in those who are mentally ill (but not always)

Shancosis is a disease of the soul. Only those who have Shancosis or have been around those who have Shancosis, know where it comes from and how badly it affects them. Shancosis affects the soul which in turn develops into rapid changes in mood, can affect relationships, and can cause troubles in relationships both professional and personal. Many of jobs have been lost over Shancosis, and friendships destroyed.

If you have Shancosis, you had better hope you have good friends that stick by you and help you through your hard times.
Jowdy has not been at work for several rotations, does not reach out to his friends, blows people off, and treats them poorly. Oh, he has Shancosis.

Jowdy has been very negative lately. Don't take it personally, please be aware he was diagnosed with Shancosis.
Shancosis by Jowdy July 25, 2023

Skinosis 

A rare and often fatal disease of the skin, usually localized in the large extremities of the body. Skinosis is characterized by a rapid and prolonged deterioration of skin cells; a common skinosis patient will have several black or brown patches of decayed (or decaying) skin distributed sporadically around the area of infection.

Although not contagious, studies have shown that skinosis has a fatal tendency to spread throughout the patient's body in a remarkably short period of time; often resulting in a complete loss of skin, and, ultimately leading to grotesque, saucy-red zombie-like patients; very close in appearance to some more severe burn victims.

To this date there is no known cure for skinosis. Doctors and scientists around the world are currently working round the clock for a remedy, but thus far have made little progress. If you do happen to contract skinosis, consult a physician immediately. Depending on the severity of the case you may have to have a body part amputated to cut off the infection at the source.
Doctor: "Mr. Jones, your test results came in; they don't look good. I'm afraid you have skinosis... of the skin."

Patient: "Skinosis of the skin?! That's the worst kind!"
Skinosis by Chrishack September 1, 2005

Skankosis 

An unnatural phenomenon in which one exhibits β€œskank” like behaviors following a long and arduous drive. First recorded case of skankosis happened along the Alaska highway in July of 2024 with four individuals being affected with the disease. Studies have yet to find whether this is a disease of the mind, a bacterial infection or a virus of some kind. The case seems an isolated phenomenon with the region of infection to be contained within the Alaskan highway. No known cures have been found yet.
Did you guys hear about that one group of swagged out, nonchalant fiends that were driving down the Alaska highway?? I heard they started showing symptoms of Skankosis and started eating each other,,,
Skankosis by Yamtart June 30, 2024