Simpsonitis

Originating in the Yonge and Eglinton area of Toronto Canada. It Is the act of getting very high on Percocet and drunk off Smirnoff Ice or Coors Light. It entails calling everyone around you a “cunt” while feverishly scratching there neck, face, and penis due to the Percocet high. A small penis accompanies this disorder along with mild confusion and retardation. Affected hosts also try and use speech to text on there IPhones but can not properly be understood due to having a partial cock in there mouth. (Sometimes just the tip)

GROUP TEXT CONVERSATION:

Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?

Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro

Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn

Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....

Matt: I’m so high right now...

Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!

by Double triple August 17, 2020

jessica simpsonitis

Hot girl without a clue.

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!

by Hurrel January 14, 2005

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

The thirteenth episode of the Simpsons Eighth Season. It has someone named Shary Bobbins, who becomes the Simpson's nanny, after Marge Simpson looses her hair for an unknown reason. the episode is a reference to Marry Poppins, since Shary Bobbins is based on Marry Poppins and the episode title is a spoof based on the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

M:Well look at this, the episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious is on tonight!

S: Is the episode title a spoof on that word, whatever it is?
M: You mean Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Yes it is.
S: Great, stupid repeat episode.

by The Simpsons Lover Guy May 15, 2009

SIMPSONFACE

A person of twenty something, with a college degree, a little out of shape and always believe their opinion to be the most accurate in the group. They generally claim to love God just not enough to go to church. They have high hopes of retiring in thirty years with a good pension and look foreward to the day when they can talk about what a fullfilled life they lived. This kind of person is also known as a "Simpsonface".

A simpsonface is the kind of guy that aims for being average and blending in rather then aiming big. A Simpsonface is not known to be a dreamer or a risk taker. He is considered to be a guardian of the mainstream and all the monotony that comes along with it. Instead of questioning a government structured society a Simpsonface simply embraces it by doing what is expected of him. He works hard and pays his taxes so that he can one day die with a guilt free consious. The goals of a Simpsonface are generally simple. They include working for the man, living outside his means, and bringing home the girls with big hearts and good personalities. A Simpsonface is usually up to his eyeballs in debt by his mid thirties because he decided to get married and drop more then he could afford on a ring, wedding, house, and car.

by The O.G Ronald McDonald May 15, 2008

simpsonize

A web site created by Burger King and the makers of the Simpsons movie where you upload a picture of your self and it turns you into a Simpsons character.

"Dude, check out my Simpsonized pic

by JordanRu August 4, 2007

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

Homer Simpsonize

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.

After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.

by jenjenau December 9, 2008