simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

speating

Spiteful eating. Eating something to deliberately hurt or annoy an individual.

My boyfriend really wanted the last piece of pizza but he was a total dick today so I'm speating it.

by moxiesummers March 20, 2015

smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”

Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.

by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019

Simpering

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you are such a Simpering for buying belles only fans

by EpicXxGamezr69420Xx October 2, 2020