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Sideman

An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.

There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.

A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.
Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?

Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.

Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!
by TheDefinitionOfSlang July 4, 2012
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Simanjuntak

A ancient clan originating from Indonesia. These people are the most elite of there race. They conquer and fuck shit up. They are totally bad ass and should not be messed with. Also when you are around them you have a feeling your in the presence of a god. Avoid eye contact at all times.
OMFG is he/she a simanjuntak cause they are awesome.

That guy/women must be a simanjuntak cause hes pwnin.

HOLY SHIZZZ THAT GUY JOST GOT DUNKED ON....."that guy who dunked..*sigh*... hes a simanjuntak...oh no wonder..... yah
by IndoBoii April 28, 2011
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Sadman

The name of a guy who is usually cute and smart. He is also athletic for the most part. Unlike the literal meaning of the name, people with this name are actually funny and cheerful.
Dude, you are just like a Sadman, smart, funny and sporty!
by trulyanonymous March 10, 2012
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Siddanth

Look, there is Siddanth.
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Simant

Someone who puts a smile on everyones faces and has a bit of wit. The guy has plenty of beautiful, funny stories to tell you and he's loves and lives life to the fullest. He's sweet, a little shy and a hopeless romantic, an absolute gentleman, will make you laugh on days you're low, deeply cares, will treat you like queen and yes he wont shut the fuck up- but you'll love that about him. He's someone you can count and you'll be delighted to meet a guy like him . It's a pure bliss to have him around.
Simant is such a <3
by Pineapple* April 13, 2022
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Simantha

simantha is definetely the greatest friend a girl can ever have. if you are feeling down or alone she will always find you and brighten your day. she puts a smile on her face to please others even when shes not doing that great. shes beautiful inside and out and her personality is amazingly wonderful. you would absolutely love to have a simantha for a friend.
i met a Simantha today and she brightened up my world
by Twinxx September 15, 2013
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sigmaneuver

When one bends a girl over and protrudes said girl's anus with one's member while said girl is projectile vomiting (or just vomiting) out of a window, preferably the second story or higher.

Note: still counts if it is good 'ole doggy style

Origin: was first performed at a Sigma Nu Fraternity house
"She was so drunk that I had to sigmaneuver her last night!"
by hippanonomouss February 19, 2008
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