1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
by NYkid420 January 19, 2010
Get the Shuke mug.The epitome of a perfect human specimen. It's as if God poked Joanna in the womb and created a God amongst men. Some will call this shang gri la of a man blasphemous, but they simply cannot handle the pure godliness that the Heavens have graced our Earth with.
by Jim Thicky February 19, 2021
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If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
by sklonko October 7, 2007
Get the Shuke mug.Adjective. The state of being in the shower while someone enters your tiny bathroom and takes a duker. Common to families with young children.
by nickodan November 19, 2014
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by Ben Cater Jones July 17, 2017
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1. Gary was extremely dehydrated after shukesturbating violently.
2. Common side effects of shukesturbating often include extreme fatigue, loss of appetite, and bloodfarts.
2. Common side effects of shukesturbating often include extreme fatigue, loss of appetite, and bloodfarts.
by gary612 July 7, 2010
Get the shukesturbating mug.Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?
Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.
Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.
Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
by Chubbsicle July 11, 2011
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