1. (n) The action of slapping
someone in the face with
one's calve
2. (v) To slap someone in the face with your calve
3. (interjection) The
sound made by slapping someone in the face with your calve.
"That wasn't a smack. That was a.. a shwack!"
"If you
don'
t shut up about your weird Wapanese bullshit, I swear I'm going to shwack you!"
"And then there was this load SHWACK as her leg slapped me in the face!"