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Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.
Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016
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suck off

1. To suck dicks till you faint from exhaustion or swallow so much cum that you throw up.
2. To suck someones dick till they cum in your mouth.
1. It took becky three whole days to suck off.
2. When kathy sucks off she still doesn't know what to do with the cum.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Shock-off

A person who is always showing off the shocker hand symbol (see shocker) in photo opportunities. Typically photos are in a bar setting or drunken stupor. Typical Shock-off is overweight or juice-head male who has never given and will never give the shocker in real life. (To show shocker hand symbol, open all fingers except clench the ring finger in fist position.)
"Hey look at these pics from last night...oh wait, there's Billy being a Shock-off again...and again...and again."
by Tumas August 15, 2007
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Suck off the roof

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.
hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.
by ysmisu August 23, 2011
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PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES

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by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019
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Suck Off

The act in which two people engage in a contest during smoking hookah where they suck at the same time until they can suck no longer; The person with the most smoke wins and has "sucked it off"
Not paying attention to see if someone had already began sucking, Scott sucked his hookah hose while Mike was already sucking, they were henceforth engaged in a Suck Off.
by Omnomnomivore July 12, 2012
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suck off

When multiple men hold an oral sex contest and the last one to ejaculate wins. It is a test of manhood & stamina in many social circles and office buildings.
Warehouse worker 1: "Hey Jonathan, I can't believe you won another Suck Off!"

Warehouse worker 2: "That's right, Eddie! Good thing he popped in my mouth first. I was thirsty, Reginald!"
by Sinestro the Eel December 29, 2007
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