Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

shongo

A term usually used by Wisconsinites to describe something/someone that's cool or generally chill

I really liked hanging out with Marc last night, he seems cool!

Yeah, he's pretty shongo

by dddongusss September 6, 2019

sarong

hawaiin fabric/wrap worn like a skirt

sarongs are cool and yay.

by edna pontellier November 17, 2005

Shpongle

An electronic music group specializing in the arts of musical composition, particularly of the psychedelic chillout genre.

A circular vortex is spinning, Are You Shpongled?

by A modest user July 10, 2006

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

Shpongleland

Going to "Shpongleland" is when one takes enough of a psychedelic drug, such as LSD, DMT, psilocybin mushrooms, etc, to feel as if they have gone to another dimension. Not to be confused with 'Ego Death.'

Guy 1: So, how was your first time doing LSD, my dude?
Guy 2: Man...I went to Shpongleland.
Guy 1: Goddamn.

by lmperfect November 26, 2016

Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013