shreked

When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.

He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip

by BobThe360N-Scoper May 12, 2016

Shreked

The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."

Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good

by Mr.Sarastic November 7, 2014

Shrikese

Incomprehensible, terse and often circular usage of the English language.

Would you stop with the shrikese and start making sense?

by Allen Shrike September 3, 2005

shrike

A mother-in-law who is beyond bitch. Worse than cunt. Totally meddling in the affairs of her son's relationship.

Wife and husband or girlfriend and boyfriend are arguing, and for some reason, the subject of his mother comes up, to rub his face in dirt, she calls her a 'shrike'.
Wife/girlfriend: Your mom is a freakin' shrike!
Husband/boyfriend: No she isn't!

by DelishDessert July 29, 2006

Shreked

When someone destryos something due to their clumsyness or the size of their bodies.

Jeff tripped on the carpet and Shreked the entire living room.

by Cl8ts October 9, 2008

Shrike

The literal devil incarnate shaped like a cute bid. this bird is the literal devil as it captures its prey at impales them alive and leaves them to die then rips them apart so it can eat them easier. Shrikes are literal devils.

Person 1: hi like my lizard?
Person 2 Yea it looks cute!
Shrike: ooooh that looks yummy i should steal it, impale it, rips its corps into peaces and eat it in front of its owner, maybe i will even drop some of its blood on them.

by azwsexdrcftvgybhun March 31, 2019

shriker

A ghost dog(used in parts of England)
Hellhound

Woman: The Shriker got my baby!
Man: That sucks...
Woman: U sir r a noob >:-(

by Tyler Razor January 12, 2008