Spuddle

This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.

"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

spuddle

The art of cuddling in the spooning position

Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle

by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

Google Shuddle

When a group of two or more individuals use Google Plus to have a "Huddle" while all members are using their devices in the bathroom while taking a shit.

"Dude, last night we had a Google Shuddle and Theresa wouldn't quit farting."

by krubuntu September 8, 2011

Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009

Spuddle

To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.

Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"

Russ: "Really?!"

In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.

by theanimalmother April 6, 2009

butt shuddle

another word for pooping

"o man i just launched a huge butt shuddle in my toilet"

by sparrow goodfellow November 9, 2009

Spuddle

a spot/puddle on the counter

Clean up the spuddle on the counter

by poptarts100 October 21, 2010