When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!
You what?!?
Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!
Dude your a Goddamn genius!
Thanks :)
You what?!?
Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!
Dude your a Goddamn genius!
Thanks :)
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1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
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4. The butt of every joke.
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1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.
Andre: "Hey Shleck, can you use your Shlecky arms to change the channel?"
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."
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