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school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!
HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.
by SmallButCute February 14, 2008
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Roman Showers

The act of vomiting on one or persons as an act of foreplay.
"Hey, baby. You into roman showers?"
by Clovis Beanbun March 1, 2009
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Soberski

A Soberski is a different name for a feelski, the greatest feeling your bitch will feel. Mother Fucker. It involves reaching around from behind, and grabbing/ manly massaging your woman's sweater puppies. Use with caution. Will get any bitches beaf curtains moist with desire.
Woman: Oh my GOD!!! That felt so GOOOOD! I wan't your rock hard member inside of me!!! Was that a feelski?!

You: Nah bitch. That was a Soberski
by SwoleKid November 8, 2010
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Champagne showers

The act of shaking up champagne bottles and popping them, thus spraying your friends and yourself with large quantities of champagne in an act of celebration.
I can't wait until the champagne showers later
by Hyphy squirrel August 23, 2011
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shwerking

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.
by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014
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showertime epiphany

An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.
Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!
by xAnnabel December 14, 2009
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bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.
I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.
by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011
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