showerscheisst

robbing another person's chance at having a good day by taking a shit before they hop in the shower.

I showerscheissted my roommate this morning, as if his life didn't suck enough.

by Uncle Tony Sci June 4, 2016

Showerscaping

Two people unable to be together but very attracted, taking a shower at the same time fantasizing the other person is with them.

That hot babe suggested a showerscaping randevous tonight since we're so far apart

by Danjango April 22, 2023

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013