counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

Shoulder Shaking 

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.

I am gonna go shoulder shaking.

Shoulder Shaking by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

boulder shoulder

when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft

hey blake you have boulder shoulder

boulder shoulder by dereki long nuts March 3, 2015

shoulder fetish 

what schools think teenage boys have.

boy one: hey dude, have you seen sallys shoulders recently? she’s so hot.
boy two: i know. those shoulders are just so tempting!

a shoulder fetish.

shoulder fetish by soggydawg007 November 24, 2019

shoulder picnic 

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

shoulder picnic by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.

She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.

porn shoulders by Memefield July 12, 2014

shoulder of toast 

4 slices of toast cut into 8 triangle halves arranged in an 8 place toast rack.

"Jeeves!. One is rather very hungry this morning, so let's bally well go for the full shoulder of toast, eh?"
"Very good sir"
From 'Jeeves and the Unfesibly Large Marrow' by P.G Woodhouse.

shoulder of toast by BolDol October 30, 2017