A tasty cocktail made famous by the Detroit band Shortbus. It consists of equal parts Gatorade (any flavor) and Vodka (middle shelf). Usually mixed and served in plastic Gatorade bottles.
Hey Mouth...what's the flavor of the day?
Well BK, it's a lemon-lime Shortbus Martini.
A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.
Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."