shorny

if someone is very shy and horny at the same time

'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'

by Bacuda November 17, 2011

Sherna

Sherna is the most gorgeous person you will ever met she is kind loving and has the best eyes that you fall in love with forever,if you ever find a Sherna never ever let her go and fight for her because she will always be a loyal friend and with be the kindest out of them all

Damn Sherna’s gorgeous

by Maddie Dupont December 16, 2018

shorn't

"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.

Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?

by codyjoe February 11, 2009

Sharna

Sharna is a beautiful, fun, clever, creative girl. She knows how to get the best out of every situation and always has fun. Sharna often doesn’t think she’s clever or smart but in reality she can be one of the smartest people you know. Sharna is one of the greatest friends you may ever have. Never let her go.

Person 1: Hey did you meet Sharna?
Person 2: Yeah she’s really amazing.

by Is this the real life??? November 15, 2018

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Shona

Fucking madden cunt out bruh. She is the smartest dumb cunt you'll ever meet. But the only person u can count on when you need it most. She is intelligent and sexy. Definitely a head Turner. Shona tends to be covered in tattoos and guys drool over her. Though she plays hard she is generally soft on the inside and just needs some love. She is independent but will beat a bitch if they cross her on a bad day.

Shona you hot cunt!

by Holy grail of grannys January 18, 2019

SHOFNAR

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

by theFZA May 4, 2005