shoemoney

bald blogger. has a huge following of assclowns.

"did you read shoemoney's latest post? I want five minutes of my life back"

by pantsoffdanceoff October 20, 2008

shoemo

Abbreviated version of Shoemosexual. See Shoemosexual.
One who is not gay, but wears nice shoes so often that he may be confused for a homosexual.
Akin to what Homo is to Homosexual.

Hey man... that guy is wearing prada shoes... What a fag! "I'm not gay! I'm just a Shoemo!"

by Justin R. Mayfield May 5, 2006

shoemogger

My friends made up word another name for shit or cursing at someone who is being dumb

When someone is being un smart

An alternative swear word , you’re a shoemogger

by Lololololololgirl May 16, 2018

ShoeMocker

A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.

1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.

by BrokeBak January 6, 2019

Shmemory

A bad or traumatic memory

Highschool is just a big shmemory for me.

by Yibbisher October 15, 2021

shommo

A lovely little Boyle who always cares about others but hates his brother very much and loves to attack him and spit on him

Mum: Why do you keep spitting on your brother?
Shommo: You named me like this!

by ZH03RE January 26, 2025