Shoit

Shitting and shooting someone both at the same time or shooting yourself and shitting yourself simultationsly

"I'm going to shoit myself" Said John,

"No don't do it" said his mother

by Dr. Nefario October 16, 2020

shoit

Used instead of "shi*". To make stuff PG clean.

Me- *stubs my toe* SHOIT!!
Friend- holy shoit man it's bleeding!!
Me- OW WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Friend- oh shit I can see the bones and organs!!!!!!
Me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET ME IN A HOSPITAL!!AFAHPUSJ
Friend- AIGHT IM GOIN ALRIGHT???

by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

SHOITE

A less intense way of saying SHIT to somebody. Goes unnoticed for a while, but soon they'll realize what it means.

Gril 1: Hey, that nard is such a SHOITE!
Gril 6: No, you're a SHOITE!

by an0nym0us3 December 4, 2017

doip shoit

A retarded nfl player

The 49er’s quarter back is a doip shoit

by GhettoIceCream November 6, 2017

Shoit

A cop out for a certain potty word meaning turd.

"You ran out of laxatives? Shoit!"
"Dog shoited on me :("

by pseudouwo July 28, 2021