suckfucker

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.

The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.

by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

by DPdaix October 27, 2006

sockcucker

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

by quamp July 21, 2003

Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

suckfuck

1.A form of sex where all you do is suck.

2. A catchy insult.

3. Also common misspelling of sickfuck

1.Anna gives a good suckfuck!

2.Dave is such a suckfuck!!!

by JesseJJ January 6, 2009

sockfucking

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.

Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.

by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

Spackfuck

When a person who you know very well is being an absolute idiot. It is a noun used to portray someone as a very ignorant individual due to what they say or an act they have done.

Person 1: Did you hear about that pig that can fly??
Person 2: Your such a spackfuck pigs can't fly ??

Synonyms: retard , idiot, stupid person

by Banter boy123456789 July 13, 2016