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Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.
Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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Shockingryan

Ryan (born Febuary 11, 2004), better known as Shockingryan, is a British Youtuber and one of the best HIVE Bedrock Edition Players.
Is that guy hacking? Nvm it's Shockingryan.
by Hive Bedrock May 8, 2022
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Shockadelica

It's a feeling nobody should know... it's that lonely, cold feeling you get when you haven't had some pussy/dick in awhile.

It's a song by Prince and was the B-side to 'If I Was Your Girlfriend'
"Yo man, can't come out today, feeling the shockadelica"
by Amy Mills February 28, 2007
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shockadoodle

When you scare a boy so much they get horny.
Girl: BOO!!!
Boy: AHHHH brittney!!! You gave me a shockadoodle!!!!
by Babybabypoop October 9, 2020
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Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.
Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.
Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.
by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018
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In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!
by TV CAR May 30, 2010
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