Shmonologist

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

Ain't no shmoney

When not even no shmoney don't be enough.

Tyrone is such a shitty nigga, ain't no shmoney gone make'im attractive.

by Lifs September 26, 2023

Shmonkey

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.

Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.

by James2968 June 10, 2011

Shmong

Getting killed by shmong in ironsight.

I just got shmonged

by I_am_teaspoon June 9, 2019

Shmonoger

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.

1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.

by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011