Shetarded

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

shmalarded

ADJ. when a smart person is acting retarded/says some dumb shit

madi has an A in math, yet she multiplied 12x13 and got 36... she’s shmalarded

by skinnyhoemo December 12, 2019

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

Shredtarded

Being so lean and shredded that is considered retarded.

Damn dude, you have been working out so much you are looking shredtarded.

by Roidthenoid September 27, 2012

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

Shredtarded

When something shreds so hard it's retarded. The mental state of it is not normal.

" Did you see that band last night? Their set was shredtarded!"

by zomgdam December 28, 2009