Shmelt Melt

a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.

hey wanna go to arbys and you can get a shmelt melt

by mets47 October 29, 2010

Shmeetz

A large dump that makes you squirm in anticipation to release

I took the best Shmeetz yesterday at Becca's house, her mom had to light 3 candles.

Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.

"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"

by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019

smeltz

v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in fucked-up or FUBAR

I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.

by Jaundice Khan October 4, 2007

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

elder-shmelter

Opposite of cougar

Playboys are elder-shmelters

by jah-mez June 20, 2013

shmelt

A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.

A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.

Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted

I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!

by Hiffhin November 29, 2007

Shmeetz

Adjective/noun A word used to describe someting or some one that is beyond awesome. A word used to portray someones coolness as an object.

Sean is so shmeetz.

Sean just got the Shmeetz kicked out of him when Yelena broke up with him at Interval

by Fred S Pizza February 2, 2009