the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
by roooney April 23, 2006
Get the shmangled mug.When you see a girl with a very, very hot body but her face looks like it is melting off......Kind of like Jasmine from Aladdin.
Damn look at that girl's ass id love to tap that besides i can use a bag to cover that saggy shmaggy.
by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005
Get the saggy shmaggy mug.nang shmang day is an offical holiday in which citizens of New Zealand participate in “vaping” and inhaling “carbon dioxide” through the use of cream chargers and balloons. This day represents national kiwi culture within New Zealand. Nang shmang day is usually parttaken within youth. The 7th of of december “Nang Shmang day” was founded by Honey Hailstone , Ella Robson, and Paris Schlooz as a way to cope with delayed crate day.
Hey mate you got plans for nang shmang day ?
what’s nang shmang day ?
oh wouldn’t you like to know xx
what’s nang shmang day ?
oh wouldn’t you like to know xx
by nangshmang December 6, 2021
Get the nang shmang day mug.A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.
by Jon Klein January 28, 2006
Get the Shmaggot mug.Ok...it goes buzzed, drunk, trashed, wasted, SHMANGPIECED,
Shmangpieced is when you are so drunk you don't know where you are and you can't walk
Shmangpieced is when you are so drunk you don't know where you are and you can't walk
Steven: Dude james I was so trashed last night!
James: Steve...I was shmangpieced.
Steven: Dude I know you totally question marked!
James: Steve...I was shmangpieced.
Steven: Dude I know you totally question marked!
by sir james oquinn April 1, 2010
Get the shmangpieced mug.The place you go and drift off too when you are completely twisted and shmangled. A fun fucked up fantasy land.
by Shmanda1208 September 17, 2018
Get the shmangladesh mug.The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
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