shlubby

a fat sloppy gross looking girl trying to act sexy or show off some skin

eww look at that schlubby

by goatchoker November 23, 2004

shlube

the viscous dark brown liquid created when a guy has anal sex with his girlfriend and uses way too much lubricant. the combined use of too much lubricant, combined with the turbidity of having anal sex acts to churn up unpassed fecal material and blend it with lubricant, creating shlube, which has the unholy combination of being greasy and poopy.

Dude, she wanted me to use half the bottle of KY, but the last time I did that, her room smelled like shlube for a month.

by caption boy April 8, 2008

SHLUBE

You shit in your hand and rub it all over her vaginal area and use it as lube

She was dry asf last night bro I had to use SHLUBE.

by kevevevev December 6, 2024