slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.

1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.

by andersonvillain November 11, 2009

shlupter

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.

My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.

by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006

Slipster

A slutty hipster. Slipster.

"Did you hear that Dave fucked Shannon, Sarah AND Jane?"

"I did! He's such a slipster!"

by anthony e king December 3, 2009

Slopster

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004

Shlastered

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

Shopteria

Shopteria the words combined of Shopping an Bacteria.
Online Shopping disease.

John was diagnosed by his peers of having Shopteria, the Online Shopping disease. Better wear a face mask.

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

Slopester

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.

Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”

by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021